April 2013
1 post
3 tags
March 2013
24 posts
2 tags
1 tag
2 tags
4 tags
dearborns:
foxnewsofficial:
they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad
if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band
shadowwobbuffet:
pulp fiction is that movie about oranges right???
3 tags
askaceattorney:
Dear Nick,
Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick!
Get your coat on let’s go!
C’mon! C’mon! Time’s wasting!
-Maya
(Boring chicken sandwich in letter)
1 tag
scraggay:
ever notice how work in classes are all called questions but in math theyre called problems
that really speaks to me
1 tag
2 tags
1 tag
inzayned:
when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
3 tags
mysteryskulls:
February 2013
81 posts
5 tags
watchtheskytonight:
geekchicbooks:
missbibliophile:
Isn’t it weird how you would say ‘on’ if you’re talking about a tv show and ‘in’ if it was a movie?
like “she was on Doctor Who”
“she was in The Avengers”
I never even thought about this before.
we are becoming aware
1 tag
1 tag
shining-in-room217:
emkaymlp:
bllond-e:
Billy Mays is up in heaven partying like its $19.99
go to your room
BUT WAIT THERES MORE
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
konohashinobi:
i cant give you my heart
cause my heart is in the cards
wordsgonesilent:
and-rohan-will-answer:
scenesfrom-an-italian-restaurant:
I just realized that “lead” rhymes with “read”, but “lead” also rhymes with “read”.
you piece of shit.
You just broke the English language.
1 tag
1 tag
3 tags
popeyasir:
if ur drinking ur orange juice w/ pulp why dont u just go eat an orange cuz ur a piece of shit raised in the jungles
adahm:
I’ve named my eyebrows Church and State to ensure their separation
1 tag
me when i get home: i'm gonna do the laundry and finish my homework early and write a chapter and draw a picture and cook dinner and go to sleep early
me: *opens laptop*
me: fuck.
1 tag
2 tags
contentbabe:
i used to be afraid of ghosts when i was little so my mom used to tell me that they can be vacuumed up so she gave me a hand-held vacuum and would make me go around the house cleaning telling me that i was getting rid of all the ghosts
….Luigi? Is that you?
